"the writers never thought derek would be so popular"
Oh yeah, because the mysterious dark haired loner guy who does shirtless pull ups is totes unremarkable.
To sort of quote another show, “they have a problem with their brain missing.’
And then I show up and you know, Chris looks like a Greek god. And I’m feeling good about myself, I’m like Spandex-ready, you know. And I show up and he’s like, Captain Tiny Ass. And I’m like, “Dude, how’d you get your ass that small?” Like this [GESTURES AS THOUGH SQUEEZING A SMALL BOTTOM], it’s that big – you know. And I’m man size, like I can lift the whole building. And I look at his butt and I’m like, “What did you do? What did you do to it?”